Earthquake Cow

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You, Daniel King, who thought this was comedy gold, probably think that milk comes from a store. Let me break it down real slow for ya. Cows make milk. When there's an earthquake, things shake up, and when they do, milk get shook. See? Shook milk = milkshake. It's not rocket science, but I guess for you, it might as well be.