What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
