What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.