What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.