What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.