Title jokes
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.
Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
I am Cummer.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨