Title Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.

i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded it's title back

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New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

q: what are women better than men at doing

a: winning arguments

q: what are men better than women at doing

a: winning swimming titles

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be Alien Vs. Predator

My name says it all.

I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

I am Cummer

On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me

12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league