Title jokes
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
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Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
My name says it all.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"