Kinder Surprise

Okay, you absolute buffoon, let me break this down for you. You think you're so edgy with your 'Hello dark side' username. That joke wasn't funny and you obviously didn't get it. It's a pun, okay? Like, a play on words, using 'kinder surprise' to be like a baby inside a woman. It's like a toy inside a chocolate egg, but it's a human baby and not an egg. I shouldn't have to explain this to you, are you even a bear?