Jon said:What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know what? Jon said: kinder surprise
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman... a kinder-egg suprise!!!!!
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl? The emo girl still bleeds.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
