What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.