Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
