What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata