What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.