What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Q. what do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head? A. An ambulance.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
