What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a mean cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
This is for all of the men.
What do you call a penis that disappears? A Magic Johnson.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What do you call a dancing chair?
Ring around a Rosie.
What do you call a disabled man with a gun?
"Special forces."
What do you call a puffer fish? A fish!
What do you call a stupid bear?
The bear that's gonna give this an explanation, and he's dumb.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
Q. What do you call a group of emos?
A. Suicide Squad.
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.