What Do You Call a... jokes
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.