What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.