What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
What do you call a Vietnamese antivirus scanner?
An-Thi-cho-rho-na.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.