What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a money hungry Hispanic?
Don Jewlio
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.