What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)