What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.