What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.