What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!