What Do You Call a... jokes
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.