What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.