What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
