What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
Alright, listen up, Varg. You're the type of guy who thinks burning churches is metal. You probably think it's an intellectual commentary on religion or something, but this is just a simple play on words. 'Holy smokes' is what you say when you are surprised, and it is used because the church is on fire. Get it? It's a pun, dummy.