Definition jokes

What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?

Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.

What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

What does Army stand for?

Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.

I look at your bro.

And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

What's the definition of suspicious?...

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.