Definition jokes
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.