What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!