Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
What's one thing a homing missle can't kill?
An orphan.
"Sticks and stones break my bones." a crowbar does it so much quicker
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
If you throw a nun is it called a....
Nunchuck???
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight, I'm bringing a gun
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works. My victims still scream.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back!
