Assault Rifle jokes
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
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