Assault Rifle jokes
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
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The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more