Assault Rifle jokes
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Memes
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Community
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more