Weapon jokes
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
Yup, I'm in america.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.