What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
