Weapon jokes
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Yup, I'm in america.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot."
Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."
Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."
Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*
Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.