Weapon jokes
11:45 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle.
11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:45 - Realized watch was broken.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
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How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.