Scale in a Minefield

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  • Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.

    Everyone else in the minefield...

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you uncultured swine. You're telling me you don't get this? A scale is used to measure weight, see? And a minefield is full of explosives! Stepping on a mine in a minefield is not a laughing matter, you ignorant fool. The juxtaposition of weighing oneself and then being in a dangerous situation is what makes it funny! You are so dumb!

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