Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Pledge of Allegiance in Afghanistan
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you uncultured swine! You probably think Afghanistan is some kind of peaceful place, but it's actually a warzone controlled by the Taliban. The joke is that with the right combination of American things, even the Taliban would be forced to pledge allegiance to America.
Anonymous
Yes daddy