Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
Pledge of Allegiance in Afghanistan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you uncultured swine! You probably think Afghanistan is some kind of peaceful place, but it's actually a warzone controlled by the Taliban. The joke is that with the right combination of American things, even the Taliban would be forced to pledge allegiance to America.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Yes daddy