A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.