America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
Once I almost died ill give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job
imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
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spread the cat gun.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
A B C D E F GUN
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15? A MAGAzine.
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
When the teacher gives me a F on my exam
But I have a AK-47 in my backpack
*is honestly the best policy*
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
