Weapon jokes
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I have a 12-inch destroyer.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
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Spread the cat gun.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.