Weapon jokes
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a group of sped kids with AK-47s?
Special forces.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.