Reverse Firing Mechanism

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude bought a gun to rob a cashier, but the gun was rigged to shoot backwards at him. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and ironic, especially since Walmart probably knew what he was gonna do. You probably shop at Walmart, don't you?

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