Warfare jokes
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
US Marine: Knock knock!
Al Qaeda fighter: Who's there?
US Marine: (Kicks down door, throws grenade, opens fire) FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.