Warfare jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?

Nukes are bright.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

How did the British lose the War of 1812?

They were out-Britshed.