Warfare jokes

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?

An AK-46.

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?

Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?

How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

A bath bomb.

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."