Warfare

Warfare Jokes

Drone

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • German

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

    Drone

    What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

    The drone guy didn't know either.

    Fish

    Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

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  • Memes

    Drone

    What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Military

    Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.

    Clock

    When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

    Drone

    What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

    Indian

    Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

    In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

    The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

    Kamikaze

    What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

    One of the missions succeeded.

    Kamikaze

    What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

    There is none, they both go up in flames.

    Kindergarten

    What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

    I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

    Volcano

    What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

    They both erupt when triggered.