Weapon

Weapon jokes

Pineapple

    • Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

    None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

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    • Weapon memes

    Wheelchair

    • What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

    You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

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    • Bar

    • A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"

    Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"

    Class

    • I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

    Friend

    • What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?

    Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.

    Woman

    • Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

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