Weapon

Weapon jokes

Wife

    • A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

    One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

    Cowboy

    • What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

    Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

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    • Blonde joke

    • A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."

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    • Weapon memes

    Suicide

    • Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

    Dave: No.

    Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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    • Rifle

    • What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?

    An AK-46.

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    • Noose

    • So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

    *pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

    *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

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    • Gun

    • Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!

    Love

    • There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

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