Favorite Animal

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

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Listen up, BEN DOVER, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You see, the joke is that you pretended to think 'Desert Eagle' was a type of animal, when it is really a gun. It's funny because you said it was your favorite animal and that it fit into your backpack. People usually don't put guns in backpacks, that is absurd. You should know that a teacher asks what is your favorite animal in a classroom, not what is your favorite gun. What are you, a little shooter?

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Ahahahaha!