What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Weapon Jokes
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.