Assault Rifle Definition

Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?

A. An assault rifle.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, you silly sausage, you wrote a joke that's as dumb as a bag of hammers. Basically, it uses the term 'assault rifle', which is often used for guns that look like military ones, and connects it with the awful crime of rape to make an edgy pun. It's supposed to be a bit shocking, but it's not very clever.

Comments (11)

STFU.

6 years ago

Rape is not funny.

Death&Decay

5 years ago

Well that is funny

Colby

4 years ago

Rape isn't funny, but at least you tried. You need to put a little more "Ammo" into your rifle! What do you call a rifle that attacks someone? An assault rifle.