Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
School shooting happens: Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk American student: “First time?” The student from Irak with an AK47 : "RAtatata..."
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
i never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Girlfriends are just like Ak47s they always go off on you.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common
they both make noise when you throw them
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
Master Has Given Dobby a Glock Dobby is Thug
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Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
