Weapon jokes

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.

Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?

Africa has every gun except for what?

A water gun.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger-gun👉👌

I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.

What do you call an American house?

A gun safe.

Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?

Because it's the average class size.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

I have a 12-inch destroyer.

Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

What does a knife have but not my life...

A point.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.

What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.