Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
what do fish smoke? a puffer
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
did you know the titanic sank in water titanic 1 africa 0
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger and then licked it. I passed out and now I'm here.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
Dark humor is like water, some people get it some people don’t.
why did jesus die a the diving olympics? because he cant go through wter
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
