The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.