Water Fight jokes
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0