Water Fight jokes

War

What war did Africa not win? The water fight.

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?

A food fight and a water fight!

The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."

What do you call a swimming terrorist?

A bath bomb.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.