Water Fight

Water Fight jokes

Neighbor

  • The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.

    I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.

    Shot

  • How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.