Milkman vs Dad

  • What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

    Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

    (I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, chucklehead! The joke is that both the milkman and the author's dad have something in common: they both do not return with milk. It's a play on the stereotype of dads leaving and never coming back. It's also sad, considering the author is eating cereal with water. You probably don't know what cereal is, which says a lot about your ability to chew.

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