Beaver Jokes

beavermaster11
in Puns

What did the beaver say to his son? Dam son

Cordell
in Animal

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

Pinky D

I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.

Anonymous
in Puns

I just watched a program about beavers. it was the worst dam program I’ve ever seen.

Anonymous
in Biden

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver’s asshole, the children from an asshole’s beaver.

igloo and you

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes

#Dad Jokes
in Dam

I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂

Lmao
in Ex

So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

Shaan
in Water

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!