I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
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What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes
Canada
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
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