You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Holy Water Cleans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because it takes something religious, like holy water blessed by Jesus himself and twists it into something naughty: cleaning sex toys. It's unexpected and sacrilegious, which is why dummies like you probably find it hilarious. You are probably a theist.