Holy Water Cleans

  • You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

    Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because it takes something religious, like holy water blessed by Jesus himself and twists it into something naughty: cleaning sex toys. It's unexpected and sacrilegious, which is why dummies like you probably find it hilarious. You are probably a theist.

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