You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Cling ☑️
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so old her Bible was autographed by Jesus.