You got no lotion to musterbate,,,..then you remember there's some left over porridge in the fridge 😌🤎😇
Cling ☑️
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you then they snob you again
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so old her bible was autographed by Jesus