Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive,slipped,and said, "oh shit".
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
LOOK - IT'S THE LAKE OF WHIZ!!!
A kid walks in late to class, the teacher asks him "why are you late?" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake" Another kid walks in late to class and the teacher asks him "why are you late" and he replies "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake", The last kid walks in and the teacher says "why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back REMEBER MY NAME IS PEBBLES!!
The W in Africa stands for water.
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL FOUR MEXICANS DROWNING IN A LAKE?
ANSWER: Quatro Cinco
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
Oasis! (Oh hey sis!)
Fishing is like sex when it is great it is great when it is not so great it is still great!
I said to the fish I have dam
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake ... It was a bittersweet victory
why did the melon jump into the lake? it wanted to be water melon.
What did the fish say to when he ran into the wall?
Dam
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
