Liquid

Liquid Jokes

Milk

What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

Spoiled milk.

Ocean

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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  • Sauce

    What happens when you make an asΓ­an girl squirt?

    She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

    Memes

    Dream

    Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.

    Dam

    I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

    Cow

    What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?

    A holy cow!

    Pastor

    The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"

    "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.

    The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."

    Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"

    Dye

    What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?

    "It's dye-ing."

    Coffee

    People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.

    Teeth

    What happens to teeth when they go in water?

    Bro, I dunno, they get wet?