what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
There is no W in the word africa just like their is no Water.
gallons (DYM 113)
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...
Can i get a glass of water? I will give u anything u ask.
Really, than give me a pond of water
