what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
what's black and red and is a liquid? my scars!
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
I went to the Dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Girl is your butt made of water, because it is tubig
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
What happens to teeth when they go it water
bro I dunno they get wet?
https://me.me/i/water-exists-airport-security-what-the-fuck-did-you-just-fc25990076e54a13abe393eca0d6765a
gallons (DYM 113)
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
