Water jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.