Me : βYou guys wanna know a cool fact?β Friend 1 : βYeahβ Friend 2 : βYeaβ Me : βJapan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...weβll be able to get to Japan.β Friend 3 : βI love anime.β Friend 1 & 2 : βNononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!β Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
Your so poor when you drink water from a cup people flick a coin into it
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we donβt feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
why drink water and not bleach.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
You know youβre getting fat when you sit in the bath and the water in the bath rises.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
I bet you eat your cereal with water bc your dad never came back with the milk
why does a orphan use water for his cereal? He is waiting for his dad with the milk
