Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
Water Jokes
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
