Water

Water jokes

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.