Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!