Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
The W in Africa stands for water.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water, Jill pulled up her dress and said daddy fuck me harder.
In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again
