The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
Procrastination Before Water Fight
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, egghead. The joke here is that the person is putting off the water fight with the neighbor’s kids. They're using the excuse of checking Facebook and waiting for the kettle to boil. Like you, they're avoiding the water fight, probably 'cause they're soft. Did you know that you can get brain freeze from a water fight? Your brain is so smooth that it has nothing to grip on. So any kind of freeze will make you braindead.