Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Hi I did not get your walk
My wife walk in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said ̈i will serve you, but don't start anything! ̈
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
What has legs but can't walk
A veteran
I did a good walk and I
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?” The bartender says, “No, only women.” The man then leaves.
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!” The doctor then looks at him and says “Have you tried icing?”
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
