So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
Cannibal Bar
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You thought this was gonna be some sick joke about eating people, right? Wrong! This dude just wanted some H2O. It's funny 'cause it ain't funny. Get it now, Einstein?
Comments (1)
You're welcome, citizen.
Literally disliked my own joke.