Walk jokes
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Memes
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
So I walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff, and no one ever told me you can't put phones in the bathtub!
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"