Walk jokes
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."