Walk jokes
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Why did Stephen Hawking's girlfriend finish with him? Because he would never walk her home.
What idiot said to Stephen Hawking, "You can't run before you can walk"?
Which is the odd one out? FISH, SNAKE, STEPHEN HAWKING, HORSE.
Horse, of course — the rest can't walk.
What shoe size is Stephen Hawking?
It doesn't matter—he can't walk anyway.
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.