Priest, Rabbi, and Wine

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."

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Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. So, this joke is funny 'cause the priest says Jesus probably made Manischewitz wine. That's a cheap, sweet wine that Jewish people drink. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected. You probably drink Natty Light or some other trash. Sad!

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