With Fronds Like These

Short jokes

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, tiny-brain. The joke is a play on the phrase "with friends like these, who needs enemies?" using the words "fronds" and "anemones." You probably didn't get it because you're as slow as the mollusk in the story. Based fact: marine life is smarter than you.

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