Pothole jokes

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"

The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.

The kid asked him again and so on.

Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.