A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Talking to the Sheep
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the dude brings a sheep home and tells his wife it's the pig he, uh, gets frisky with when she's on her period. Wife points out it's a sheep, not a pig. Here's the kicker: he wasn't talking to his wife at all; he was talking to the sheep! Get it? It's funny because, well, you probably don't have anyone to talk to either.
The Nitpicker
Funny! . . . Except for the grammatical errors . . . (not "your," but "you're," for example).