So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
I named my dog 5 miles so when I walk him I can say I walked 5 miles random guy: I ran over 5 miles
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Have you walked into Stephen hawkings house?
Oh neither did he
