The 15+ Best Outdoors Jokes

I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts

3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.

How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?

Everyone's eaten

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there

Have you ever had sex camping ⛺

It's inTENTS

I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her

My Dad was mowing the grass today, I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!