Vs jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.