why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
Ones a good year the others a great year!
how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself
I work at a tire shop I'm pretty tired
Quote of the day-
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
why is the tire so tired
because it is tire out
Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
