Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a “day”.

Dear math,

please grow up and solve your own problems I’m tired of solving them for you.


Did you here about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.

surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…

Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

What’s the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn’t die when you hang it from a tree

Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.

how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself

Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!

Tiresome is the quantification of tire.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired!!!

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand? It was two-tired…

why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.

what did the explorer say when he got tired

i’m gonna take a map

why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon

Why did the bike fall over

It was to TIRED

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.

Why did the bike fellover

Because it was two tired

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