Tire

Tire Jokes

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

Ones a good year the others a great year!

Quote of the day-

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

Bro you ever think while driving the moped why they call it footrest when foot never let it rest foot working harder than engine you push push but still go same speed like turtle with bad mood diring rabbit race...

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)