Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a “day”.

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!

Why did the bike fall over? 'Cause it was wheely tired.

surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…

What’s the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn’t die when you hang it from a tree

what did the explorer say when he got tired

i’m gonna take a map

Tiresome is the quantification of tire.

Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire

how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand? It was two-tired…

Why did the bike fall over

It was to TIRED

Why did the bike fellover

Because it was two tired

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