Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
What’s the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn’t die when you hang it from a tree