Tire Jokes

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

Ones a good year the others a great year!

Quote of the day-

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.


What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)