Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…

Why do ya’ll call a pickup truck- cause ya got a flat tire

What’s the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn’t die when you hang it from a tree

Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tire

how were tire swings made a tire said goodbye world and hung himself

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand? It was two-tired…

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