why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
The moment when your to depressed to fantacize about death. - its so tiring
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.