Vs jokes
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)