If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
What is smagma name
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
