Nickname jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.