Vs jokes
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.