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Newton vs. Stabbing

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. The punchline is that Isaac Newton died a virgin, implying the baby that was stabbed didn't get the chance to lose his virginity. Get it? You probably don't since you're so slow.

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    is this supposed to be a rape joke??