What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Newton vs. Stabbing
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. The punchline is that Isaac Newton died a virgin, implying the baby that was stabbed didn't get the chance to lose his virginity. Get it? You probably don't since you're so slow.
Somebody you dont know.
I dont like this yet its still funny
Anonymous
is this supposed to be a rape joke??
Vegan Joe
Yes I think
Anonymous
Thats messed up